Jersey City Tap Dance

A form of dance originating and deriving its name from Jersey City, in which a group of male dancers dance by the entrance to the Holland Tunnel, and attempt to tap each other with their cocks. If you get tapped by three different cocks you're in for a 5 min penalty during which ur required to polish their schlongs.

It's the Jersey City Tap Dance, u better speed up or bend over!!

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Drink from both taps

To be bisexual, to swing both ways

Nicola was after Joanne and Anthony, she defo drinks from both taps.

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double tapping nub

some who uses the perk double tap in cod4

"you only beat me cause ur a double tapping nub"

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Jacque Cousteau love tap

While receiving a blow job the privileged receiver holds the nostrils of the submissive giver restricting airflow while sucking and when the giver stops for a breath of air the receiver slaps the giver across the face as hard as they can allowing the giver to gasp for air before the receiver shoves the givers mouth down on shaft while shouting "diver down"

I told her I express my emotions through the Jacque Cousteau love tap

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I'll Tap Your Bonnet

A term used widely by South Africans to exclaim dismay at another road user or offensive person also threatening with violence to follow. Originated from the action of slamming your hands on a car’s hood (bonnet) to get the attention of the driver.

If you continue moving forward and hit my bike, I'll tap your bonnet.

salt shaking tap dancer

To spread lies, gossip, bullshit on so thick your gonna need a canoe with a 10 hp motor to get threw it

:Bill: I never had sex with that woman.

:Charlie: Yeah? Well I've never done drugs either,

:Alex: your both salt shaking tap dancers, ya jackwagons

Dulcie the famous tap dancer

Dulcie is a sweet sweet sexual individual. She likes ponies and lollipops and walking in fields in daylight. She enjoys phone sex but only on wednesdays at 8. She can do magical things with her tongue. She eats eyeballs for lunch, electrical cords for dinner, and never eats breakfast, unless she has a hangover.

some person : hey, you know that dulcie the famous tap dancer?!
you: sure ! she's the cat's meow ! damn.

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