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What's up fellas its quandale dingle here. My cousin juandale dingle has been arrested for multiple accounts of accidental manslaughter, 3 accounts of public indecency, 2 accounts of racketeering, and 14 accounts of grand theft auto. He is currently being held in Broward County Public Jail. ( Continued )
Friend 1: Man did you hear about quandale x broward county
Friend 2: Yeah man, I can't believe what they did to juandale.
One subject lays face down with their prison purse pushed into the air after having their asshole stretched. The subject who stretched the anus then utilizes a traffic cone to funnel an alcoholic beverage of choice into the prostrated subjects anus. The funneler then removes the traffic cone, having filled the anal cavity, and inserts a silly straw to drink the rectal beverage.
"Last night I gave my man toy a Newton County Traffic Cone, with Fireball and Hot Damn. He screamed about his prison purse for an hour."
A school full of sports-obsessed hormonal teenagers who find nothing better to do than cause drama when they're not at after-school practices. Oh, and let's not forget the Hammer Down, boot-stompin' rednecks who sit back and enjoy the show with buckets of over-buttered popcorn, who say "shwain countay shun" like it's their religion. Be prepared to be at school, even through a blizzard, because God forbid you have a day off from a school full of narcissist maroon devils whose gravitational pulls are just a little too strong for them to handle. Shoutout to all the Extra Moms who worry more about their "Soccer-Mom Reputation" than their daughters' virginities.
What else is there to say about Swain County High School?
A school full of sports-obsessed hormonal teenagers who find nothing better to do than cause drama when they're not at after-school practices. Oh, and let's not forget the Hammer Down, boot-stompin' rednecks who sit back and enjoy the show with buckets of over-buttered popcorn, who say "shwain countay shun" like it's their religion. Be prepared to be at school, even through a blizzard, because God forbid you have a day off from a school full of narcissist maroon devils whose gravitational pulls are just a little too strong for them to handle. Shoutout to all the Extra Moms who worry more about their "Soccer-Mom Reputation" than their daughters' virginities being lost to the couple-billion f-boys that need adult ingredients classes. :)
"what else is there to say about Swain County High school"
Delaware County Christian School are a bunch of huge douche bags.
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When you make love to a woman's breasts with your anus facing her chin. As you pump-away your testicles scrape along her neck, leaving a red irritation on her skin resembling a "bow Tie"...
Does that chick have an Orange County bow tie?
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ORIGINAL "shelby county high school is a school in columbiana alabama full of hicks and inbreds and the occasional rich kid. most of their girls end up pregnant and the guys end up on meth and living in a trailer in shelby!
Shelby County High School is the place to be if you wanna snort meth before class."
Corrected "Shelby County High School is a school in Columbiana, AL full of Hicks & Inbreds, with the occasional rich kid. Most of the girls end up pregnant, while the guys end up on meth & living in a trailer in Shelby. Shelby County High School is the place to be if you want to snort meth before class."
Revised by SouthernHeart - Shelby County HS is a fine high school with many graduates going to top school in the state & surround states. We have alumni who have become doctors, lawyers, nurses, teachers(both school based & traveling), military personnel & state officials. Many young men & woman leave SCHS prepares to tackle the world in either to further their education or start a skill. We have firefighters, mechanics, EMTs, Police Officers & church ministers whoM have come out of SCHS. Education is on par with many other county schools in our area and great extra curriculum activities. Unfortunately, we do have a few under achievers who are from our school, only to spew their ignorance around the local area without actual knowing a thing about the alumni whom have actual graduated from Shelby County, probably due to their own addictions & self-pity.
Shelby County High School is a school full of students from many walks of life and with teacher who do their best to bring out the gems places in their classrooms.
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