When you really liked someone, but they turn out to be a complete ***hole, so you dump your respect for them by throwing it out of a window at them. Along with some complimentary rocks and an old shoe for bad luck.
"Oh girl, I am so crush dumping that b*tch-***hole-d*chebag. He lied about everything and he didn't even apologize. Lemme just run him over with a truck."
A bag that dangles from your mid section and collects fecal matter, often referred to as an ostomy.
Who knew a dangling dump would be so handy when the bathroom lines were so long?
To poop in a woman’s vaginal opening
and start pumping in the same hole
Yea dude I totally dump and pumped this girl last night
When wanting to leave a conversation but don’t know how to end it.
Welp Steve, I don’t want to pump and dump, but the oven is on.
A classic definition of a hit ‘n run in the dating world. When a male specimen is looking to pump and dump his suitor aka one night stand.
Hey bro, you calling her again? Or is she a pump and dump?
A bowel movement of universal proportions
Excuse me for a minute, I feel a cosmic dump coming on.
Brendon: Woah Emily has a fat ass!
Jim: Yea she has a dump truck!