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LIttle boy: Oh boy, Michael Jackson.
MJ: Come here little boy, hee hee
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A synonym for being intoxicated, shit-faced, drunk, and etc.
A drinker's version for Uncle Sam, "he wants YOU to drink"
Swear to god I'm getting slaughter-faced jackson tonight.
I am going to have a meeting with slaughter-faced jackson at the party.
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Phrase used in response to one of your friends doing something so badass, that it reminds them of Andrew Jackson.
Donny: "Did you see what Ron just did?"
Jeff: "Yeah, he was totally actin' like Jackson."
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Wait until the very last moment possible to tell someone you're in love them. (In this case at their wedding)
Omg, just him you like him. Before you know it, it will be too late and you will have to pull a Jackson Avery at his wedding.
A windy Jackson Pollock is when you take laxatives before having sex and have rough anal, after climax you then fart on your partners face
I’m gonna need a good shower after my girl gives me a windy Jackson Pollock
The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson is the head of a prestigious research institute and is the recipient of a smack tonne of awards. Totalitarian in nature, The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson is not to be trifled with, as she commands a small private army. It is best not to speak against her in terms of policy. That is an easy way to get expelled. While maintaining the minimum of student interaction, she successfully invaded the prestigious research institute's Student-run Union, and it is no longer student-run. The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson has an annual salary of approximately $5 million, as of 2016. Under President Obama, she sat as Chair of the President's Intelligence Advisory Board, and served on the President's Council of Advisors on Science and Technology.
Unfortunately, none of this is hyperbole or untrue. This fact just makes this sadder in nature.
I had money and freedom. The Honorable Dr. Shirley Ann Jackson took both.
When you go from being light skinned to dark skinned over time, essentially the reverse of Michael Jackson who went from dark to light skinned.
Guy 1: yo, look at these old pics of Ariana Grande
Guy 2: damn, she really pulled off a reverse Michael Jackson