master splinter

A rat who lives in a sewer with X-box speakers, 5.1 surround sound WoW speakers, Rainbow Six, and a Blue Dickies Jacket. He is also a trainer of the TMNT (teenage mutant ninja turtles) and has a afro.

master splinter has 5.1 surround sound 500 $ speakers.

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The Master's College

A college-sized bubble in Southern California where holy virgins wank off to pictures of Jesus, John MacArthur, and Sarah Palin.

"What's with that loser wearing an anti-abortion shirt and preaching the Bible with a microphone?"
"He must go to The Master's College"

13👍 22👎

mk8 master

A lame moron who thinks that I like him, even though I'm just pretending to so I can get my friend back in the server.

"did you see that lameass JupiterCoyote try to become mod in mk8 master's server?"
"yeah, everyone in there is so lame"

5👍 6👎

Master Chief

A euphenism for a penis.

If you'll excuse me, I think I need to go run Mater Chief through some drills.

45👍 98👎

Master P

dope dealer, rap entrereneur, that pisses on some whiney bitches.

Master P m-m-m-make crack like diss.

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ass master

ie, the STAIRMASTER. a torcherous device used to make one's ass UNfreakingBELIEVABLY hot+++.

Today I rode the assmaster for an hour and I can feel my ass assilating into teh hotness. My ex boyfriend cried when he saw my sweet, sweet, beautiful ass.

10👍 16👎

rake master

rake master is when you have multiple orgasms while fingering a whale,eating skittles,watching a ned kelly documentary and sticking dirty black sand up your ass with a 16th century dungeon master

i love it when i get a rake master from hitler himself

10👍 16👎