Monkey pudding

The ejaculate of a post vasectomy male.

I walked in on Scott as he shot his monkey pudding all over Reubens chest.

roly-poly pud

a penis

"His roly-poly pud is tiny!"

Penelope‘s pudding

The mixtures of the secretions of semen saliva and sweat collected in the nostrils of the partner giving a blow job

I hate Penelope‘s pudding because it’s so sticky