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A street with lots of morons living on it. The street signs say it is Reta Rd.
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Person 1: Where do u live?
Person 2: Reta Rd SE
Person 1: Y did u call me a retard.
Person 2: ? I didn't.
Person 1: Screw off.
Person 2: I was just saying i live on Reta Road.
Person 1 doesn't reply.
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The act of two or more partners shoving eating utensils up each other's anuses and proceeding to twist said utensils. Usually done with forks.
BRO, Jannet told me that you two were Fork-Roading the other night!
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1) The act of orally pleasing a girl while she is driving
2) Smoking weed while driving resulting in an instantaneous trip to McDonalds.
1) Joel: Hey will you give me road head?
Rae: Only if you give me road munchies. I won't get you off unless you get me off.
2) Joel: Dude, I'm so high right now.
Dave: Ya man, I got some serious road munchies. Let's go to Taco Bell
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Yo son lets go chill at bush road right quick homes jizzle.
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Drivers/Vehicles/Potholes/Bottlenecks/Accidents/Intersections/Cops - pretty much ANYTHING that make roads shitty.
"Sorry I'm late, I got side-swiped by this major ROAD SHIT coming here."
"Don't pass the highway. Lots of ROAD SHITS down there."
"Pick a lane, you ROAD SHIT!"
"Use your signals, ROAD SHIT!"
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The act of taking a crap while hanging your ass out of the window of a moving automobile.
kyle: "CW got a ticket for indecent exposure."
Brian: "What in the hell was he doing."
Kyle: "Road dukin!"
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Getting head while driving a car
Only the most prostegust og men can do this. Don't get "road dong" confused with "road dome" this is very conserverary. Raod dong is a must higher ranking in blow jobs as it is done in a gentlamanly fashion, know by other people as rape. While road dome is sudmisive.
jake: Man did you really cuff that girl to your dick to get road dong?
zac: Yah no big deal.
Jake: you're the shit rainman!
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