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A fellow with a receding hairline, a light bulb head, and a obsession with every product that sketchers creates. When people talk about block norks, they usually say "You have a block nork on the back of your neck." People with block norks have small penis'. I'm talking about you Robert. You have a small penis...."
Block nork You're a faggot Robert
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A waffle block is the act of squeezing or tightening your but cheeks together to prevent you from being goosed and or recieving any other penetrating act in your anal region. The name waffle block comes from tightening your but cheeks as tight as a waffle iron so nothing can get between them.
I tried to goose Jimmy but he was quick with his waffle block.
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(n.) Any action taken by one girl to deter or prevent another girl from hooking up with a hot guy.
“OMG, I met this gorgeous guy last night and he was really into it, but that dumb bitch totally bagel blocked me!"
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refers to a situation in which an undesirable candy bar in a vending machine is blocking access to the desirable candy bar behind it.
Dammit! I was jonesing for some peanut M&M's but I got choc-blocked by that Almond Joy bar that's been sitting in front of them for the past three weeks!
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The act of helping someone escape punishment or other consequences that would result from an offense that they obviously committed.
-Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Prosecutor 1: Oh shit... not the Chewbacca Defense
Prosecutor 2: Ugh.... looks like Johnnie's Coch Blocking us again...
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Being blocked from any interesting web site due to a network admin. that takes himself and his little tiny life too seriously.
Damn, all I was trying to do is check my email and I got "BOBBY BLOCKED"
Shit, Whatta Dick-Weed
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