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Someone who intensely loves Stanley Parker of the comic strip 'The Better Half'. Stan Fans often read 'The Better Half' for hours looking at Stan's crazy antics. Stan's wife, Harriet, a.k.a Rabbit, also watches intensely. If you read 'The Better Half' religiously chances are you'll be a Stan Fan in no time. Stan Fans are all over the nation, trust me, I'm one of them!
Stan: Hey Bryant, I got the newest 'Better Half'. You want to read it with me, you big Stan Fan, you?!
Bryant: Stanley, you know it! I love you, buddy! Even if you are a big bunch of gooey.
Stan: Now, now, don't say that. Remember the Stanley S? (he does a Stanley S) That's one way I stretch all the goo off. But I'm still the same old Stan.
Bryant: Sure you are. Rabbit knows. You're both Stan Fans. Crazy guy. (starts reading the comic) Good one! You're kissing on her.
Stan: Yeah, Stan Fans have to be mushy. You're just not a Stan Fan unless you're mushy. Come here. (Stan hugs Bryant) Big Stanley S here! (they both bend into the Stanley S) See, now you're really a Stan Fan! The Stanley S shows. I love you! Stan Fans forever!
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an annoying, nearly extinct creatures who blame others for the fact that they were too lazy to go to games
Expos fans sat on their fat butts while they had a baseball team, but make sure they take time out of their day to blame everybody except them for their loss.
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A recessive person who consumes products and has their mouth open all the time like a submissive chimp. Is a person who has a bad opinion and obsesses about things. Constantly defensive.
"What an Average fan. He is so defensive over Marvel"
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What you say when you are ridiculously exhausted and want to get some sleep.
"Dude, I'm so tired. I'm gonna go snatch a fan."
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A baseball metaphor where a so-called friend cock blocks you.
I was macking with that chick and then Bobby totally came over and committed fan interference. What an asshole!
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When a person is super hot they need to be 'fanned down'.
"That girl is fan down!"
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Someone who claims to be a very big sports fan, or pretends to know a lot about a sport, but really doesn't have any idea what they are talking about. This can be applied to really any sport. These people usually become more prevalent and obvious at times such as any types of finals like the NBA of the NFL, the World Cup of soccer, or the world series of baseball, but there are a good number of people like this all throughout the year. red flags include jumping from team to team, picking the best team or player at the moment as their favorite, and using vague language so you cant tell if they know what they are talking about. "that player/team didnt show up" and "they need to play more defense" are common examples. Based on the idea of the Disneyland dad.
The world cup is coming up, so all the disneyland fans will certainly be parading their fanaticism of soccer soon.
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