When kissing your partner you alternate sticking your tongues out into each other's mouths similar to a frog sticking it's tongue out!
Dude! I just had the hottest make out session ever! She totally started frog tonguing me!
a frog with a rake. that’s it.
Person 1: Oh look a frog!
Person 2: Why does it have a rake?
Person 1: Oh it’s frog rake!
When you fuck a Tijuana hooker in the ass and inadvertently end up with a jalapeno seed in your pee hole leading to an infection which makes your dick look like a swollen, angry bull frog.
Dude, about a week after our trip to Mexico my dick swelled up so big!!! I went to the doctor and he found a pepper seed in my pee hole. That slut gave me a jalapeno bull frog
When you nut too many times in a row and all that comes out is some water with a few baby frogs swimming around.
After the first few days on quarantine I was just spittin frog water.
His name is dean christodolopolous and he is a fuckboy. He looks like a frog and thinks he can get all the girls. He planned to hook up with this try hard girl and thinks he is top shit now. Like come on, who does that???? He tries too hard with his cheek bones when he sends snaps to girls. He talks to every girl he can get to. He pretends to put effort into one girl but little does she know hes talking to anothet 5000 girls. He is such a dick. He is scared as well. He cant even meet up with a girl cause hes a pussy. Now thats a bit far. He sends ab pictures and expects girls to send something good back. He is the most desperate frog ever and he pisses people off. No one can explain how much of a fag he is. He lies and thinks he can get away with it. If you get on his bad side... YOU ARE GONE FOREVER!!! Now, be careful because hes dangerous! GRRR
Person 1; See that guy over there?
Person 2: Oh yea. i do!
Person 1: He is such a stupid frog. He is a fuckboy
Person 2: Yea i can see that. What an ass. i heard some stories about him. Hes so stupid
A frog with an exceptional sexual appetite
"Wow mum that frog has all the girls."
"Yes Jimmy, he's a hard frog"
The frog club is a place to have fun,be happy and talk about your problems.
It’s a LGBTQ+ safe place with a lot of weird people like me :)
Did you hear the frog club is opening today
-WOW THAT’S COOL!