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When a girl is on one side of a room with her legs spread and a guy on the other side of the room, takes aim, and runs.
Sarah Palin loves the alaskan jack hammer
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The weapon of choice of famous moderator, Tim Harper
Harper just dropped the ban hammer on me, what a dick!
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to be beyond just wasted. To not only be so drunk you pissed on somone but you more then likley pissed in your own shoe then put it on just to go outside and pass out.
holy shit bill was so fucking shitfaced hammered drunk lastnight he woke up open the drawer to his desk pissed in it and then tried to flush it.
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to recieve a blow job with ice cubes in the girls mouth. And when the penis gets too cold to keep in, to pull it out and smack the girl in the forehead with it.
yo my girl was giving me head last night with ice cubes in her mouth, but it got too cold and started to hurt so i gave her the alaskan crab hammer
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Taking a long solid shit. Should usually be long enough to touch the water in the toilet before breaking off from the balloon knot.
Barry: Yo man, you almost ready to go?
Cody: I'm running a little late cause I had to hammer out a nightstick
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When a guy sticks an ice cube up a girls ass and then plows her as hard as he can and shoves the ice cube further and further up the girls ass with his dick
"ugh im so sore from last night"said serena
"why what happened?" asked leila
"michael gave me the Siberian Sledge Hammer last night and i was not expecting it, i must admit though i liked it."
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Slapping a woman around the face with your dick, instead of having her suck you off.
She was hot and she was wiling to give me a blowjob, but her breath REALLY smelled, so I 5 inch hammered her.
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