Jam Pants

what retards wear to school

chris wore jam pants to biology class.

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Space Jam

The act of urinating in your mouth for no more than $5.

Dude, mike totally did the space jam last night.

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Slam the Jam

using a fresh jar of jelly to masterbate

When i get home from work i think i am going to Slam the Jam

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Jam Donut

When you are having sex with a girl and there is blood on her vagina.

I did a Jam Donut on Mina

Please Jam Donut me, sheldon

I love to jam Donut people

I licked her Jam Donut

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jam eater

A person who is unable to eat without spilling. Someone who spills something sticky or of a jam-like consistency on themselves. Someone who covers themself in jam or marmalade before canoe trip. Someone with food on they're face and they don't realize its there. Someone who spills messy food on themselves.

Bill:that was the best sloppy joe i've ever had!
Jen:great, now go and change your shirt you fuckin' jam eater!

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clam jam

The female equivalent of the cock block, but amongst two girls who would like to get it on. A much more graphic term to use than box lock.

Trent is hanging out with a bunch of his lesbian friends at a bar. One of his friends' name is Lily.

Lily: That girl at the bar is so hot. I'm going to go hit on her.
Trent: No, I'm cranky. Let's go home.
Lily: Ok fine.

Trent has just clam jammed Lily.

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jam hands

often the nickname for a best friend that teaches you how to properly give a handjob

Thank you jam hands, your lesson came in handy.

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