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Jam-Up

An event or action incurring annoyance, inconvenience, or hassle.

You're really jammin' me up right now.

Having to have to go to downtown Seattle in rush hour was a real jam-up.

Tony was really jammed up by Schmid's use of Nova Gas in Black Ops.

by RitterKreuz April 19, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jam Pants

what retards wear to school

chris wore jam pants to biology class.

by youknowwho89 September 25, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Space Jam

The act of urinating in your mouth for no more than $5.

Dude, mike totally did the space jam last night.

by Craackhead42388 May 10, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slam the Jam

using a fresh jar of jelly to masterbate

When i get home from work i think i am going to Slam the Jam

by jaltma January 6, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jam Donut

When you are having sex with a girl and there is blood on her vagina.

I did a Jam Donut on Mina

Please Jam Donut me, sheldon

I love to jam Donut people

I licked her Jam Donut

by Dog Meat 959 January 14, 2015

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


jam eater

A person who is unable to eat without spilling. Someone who spills something sticky or of a jam-like consistency on themselves. Someone who covers themself in jam or marmalade before canoe trip. Someone with food on they're face and they don't realize its there. Someone who spills messy food on themselves.

Bill:that was the best sloppy joe i've ever had!
Jen:great, now go and change your shirt you fuckin' jam eater!

by Brian Cytrynbaum January 25, 2006

19๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


clam jam

The female equivalent of the cock block, but amongst two girls who would like to get it on. A much more graphic term to use than box lock.

Trent is hanging out with a bunch of his lesbian friends at a bar. One of his friends' name is Lily.

Lily: That girl at the bar is so hot. I'm going to go hit on her.
Trent: No, I'm cranky. Let's go home.
Lily: Ok fine.

Trent has just clam jammed Lily.

by Candyce February 14, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž