Persian Jew

Many Persian Jews moved from Tehran, Iran to Los Angeles, California (Tehrangeles). Persian Jews left Iran during and after the Iranian Revolution of 1979, due to the discrimination they faced as Jews in the Islamic republic of Iran. Many Persian Jews moved to LA to have a better life for their families. Many are either doctors, lawyers, or in real estate and are doing well financially. Persian Jews celebrate Shabbat every Friday night with gondi, gormehsabzi, pollo, tadig and other traditional Persian/ Jewish foods. Persian Jews have huge families and they are all pretty much related so mehmonis (parties) are always lit. Persian Jews are usually short but most of them are good looking. You can find Persian Jews at Beverly Hills High school, SMC, UCLA and USC and at Sinai temple.

*sees someone who doesn’t look white in their smc class*
You: Hey are you Persian?

Them: lol ya
You: are you Jewish?
Them: ya I’m a Persian Jew like everyone else

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Jew Lizard

A race of Jewish Lizard people who live underground and secretly control the Government's of the world.

I saw a Jew Lizard the other day.

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jew-spring

The offspring of a Jewish couple. The jew-spring hatch from large black eggs ("jew eggs") and closely resemble giant rats, the only differences being their curly sideburns and an abundance of dispoasable income

Carl Allinson from Norton in Teesside (England) is an example of Jew-spring. The egg he hatched from was so large it drove his mother insane during birth and she is now totally off it

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Jew Gas

In Call of Duty: Black Ops, when someone uses the Nova Gas grenade.

He got the final kill cam by using Jew Gas.

Watch out, he threw Jew Gas in the room!

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jew candy

money for te jews.
- greg scully

do you want some of my jew candy?
yes i do want some of that jew candy!!!

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jew stick

its a tampon; you know what they're used for.

damn i started my period. i need a jew stick.

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Jewing Out

A person of dirty origins who steals the fun/excitement or money from a situation or destroys the fun of others in a jewish manner.

Often associated with people named with anything similar to berg, stein, gold, wealth or combinations of said words

mary: Man, kyle goldsteinbergenwealth is such a jew.

mike: yeah i can't believe he kept my change after i bought him a milkshake.

mary: he's totally jewing out

rob: stupid jew, get back in your oven.

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