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Someone with a massive cock and a great personality has great hair and is really sexy
To me you are a Max Abbott_
The sexiest man I've ever laid eyes on... smart.....funny.... caring.... misunderstood... loving... I would love to be his girl..... he's my best friend...my homie....my everythang...and I'll always be his ride or die bae.....i really do love u Max... always and forever and forever and always... Desi Star-Baby Bangs
Max Pea is one in a million...u won't find another one like him..i promise....oom u won't!!!
The sexiest man I've ever laid my eyes on... sweet smart sooo good looking my best friend my homie my nigga my everything i just want him to be my man for life..... Desi Star.... Baby Bangs...ill always be ur ride or die bae!!!!!
Max Pea my man to be
is a loser
Max: hey how's it going
Eva: piss off you loser max zagorski
A mythical creature some say he has the legs of a philosoraptor and the arms of a bear. He does not attack unless he has his belly tickled. Then he unleashes the wrath of 1,000,000 suns.
I saw a max calcroft yesterday i tickled his belly and ran
"If something can be broken (either physically, digitally, or otherwise), it will be broken."
Similar to Murphey's Law, but specifically for breaking things, regardless of whether or not the outcome is positive or negative.
"How do you always fucking manage to do this?!?"
"Max's Law, dude."