to visually show your desire to covet ones penis
on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying
I don't know why ud gives these, but can we just have it's neck gaiter and mug?
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What urban dictionary wants people to buy. It is just weird and poggers. Nobody wants an urban dictionary mug and neck gaiter.
Me: Seriously? I don't want another neck gaiter and mug! I already have so much!
someone with a face looking like a horse
that russian has an annoying horse mug
When your significant other makes you coffee infused with their scat and makes you drink it when you’re bedridden
1: I was bedridden last week and my wife made me a Standford brown mug
2: what’s that ?
1: scat coffee
2: I would kill her ass
The perfect gift for when you forget Father's Day.
"Did you remember Father's Day is tomorrow?"
"Shit no I guess I'm getting him a world's best dad mug"