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Bottle Pirate

Bipedal individual who collects bottles and cans out of curbside recycling for their cash redemption value.

Really? My bottle pirate is so quiet and efficient, I never notice him.

by thebrenna February 14, 2011

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interweb pirates

underworld pirates from above said website. they plunder the interwebs in search for epic treasures. most of these pirates still live at home with their mothers in the basement.

interweb pirates will plunder ur ninja face any day.

by fred ginn December 15, 2008

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Pirate's Stew

A delicious brew, made of the finest Captain Crunch cereal mixed with a tantalizing twist of Captain Morgan Rum.

Pirate's Stew - It's gag-inducing delicious!

by El Beano December 11, 2010

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Accidental Pirate

When you or or sexual partner orgasms with your/their moan being much like that of a pirates "Y'argh"
*Note: When an Accidental Pirate is executed exclaiming the phrase "Land a'hoe!" is expected.

Dude last night this girl did an Accidental Pirate on me, then I said "Land a'hoe" and we high-fived.

by Jokktapus January 19, 2014

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Pirate Chest

When a bearded homeless man missing an eye with a peg leg (prosthetic) cums all over your chest.

hey jack how was the pirate chest you got last night

by Digger faggot September 14, 2016

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awkward pirate

The awkward gesture used when your in a group of people talking about an outside party and the person being talked about comes into the conversation OR hears you talking about them.

Raise one hand over your eye and the other into a hook shape with your finger.

"DUDE, Jessica is such a slut! She tried to.."
::jessica walks in::..
::awkward pirate::

by smokethaherb September 1, 2009

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Pirate Stoned

When you are so stoned you can only keep one eye open, like a pirate.

dude im pirate stoned! ARRRGGG!

by YourSlampeice'sBestFriend November 14, 2010

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