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An alcholic beverage created by Wyatt Fitz.
Pirate Tea is a mixture of sweetened ice tea, lemon, ice cubes and white rum. Traditionally it is 3 ice cubes, 1 lemon wedge, 1 part rum and 5 part Sweetened ice tea per serving.
Dang, this Pirate-Tea is delicious, Im pretty drunk.
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The act of "tea bagging" another players killed opponent
Player1: hey look i killed 'HALOFAG56' im so kool
Player2: hey look i tea bagged 'HALOFAG56' im so kool
Player3: hey dont be a tea burgler! thats not kool!
Player2: *sighs* :(
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Teacher, my as s
Stalked, copied, pasted, and fake as s you are
Can't never go up to my level
Looking down, seeing you are with struggles
Writing these lines
Ideas are freely flowing out of my mind
You wrote a book
But it was as hard as squeezing out a po op
What took me less than 5 minutes to write
Took you almost half of your life to complete and sign
Go ahead and have a tantrum
'Cause I am not one of your reta rded fandom
Drinking tea while letting my poems sail
Your ginger ale is just so f stale
Tea cher, my as s.
L is for Love
O is for Open-minded
S is for Sassy
E is for Enlightenment
R is for Righteousness
Wait, don't be so happy just yet
'Cause I'm not complementing you, you bet
When things don't seem to describe (you), you'd better go or look to the Left side.
While watching me fly
with my rightwings spreading wide
Like a Phoenix roaring in the sky.
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To hold your penis out of the way, then slap your balls against someone repeatedly
"I tea-bagged that dirty wench I pulled last night, hehe"
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1. to let someone dip their cock into your mouth like a tea bag in water
2. to put your cock onto someones face while theyre sleeping
1. after a vigourous deep throated blow job, i made her tea bag me
2. shut up im trying to tea bag your sleeping mom
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the subtle art of slamming someone in the face with your sweaty sack so that it makes splashing noises
grant . . . your missus has balls the size of watermelons . . . they must leave bruises round the eyes for sure
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When someone grabs a fart then releases into someone's face, their hand is usually in the form of a teacup.
He just took a sip of my tea cup.
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