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When you have to go somewere that is strictly off limits and you fear the consequences of being courght.
" I pulled a sicky at work so I could see my kids school play and my bosses wife sat in the audience, talk about riding into the valley of death"
Valley Swim Club - Nestled at the bottom of Pikes Peak, just a stone throw away from Rock Ledge Ranch. This is the only private swim club on earth where drunk volley ball playing is expected almost every night while moving at a speed any faster than a walk is grounds for getting kicked out. The only thing worse than getting sunburned here due to long sun exposure in the hot June afternoons is having to walk barefoot across the rock covered parking lot that would usually be found in prison courtyards. Glass is not allowed at all but if you feel like bringing your kid who can’t follow a single established rule, then by all means, feel free! The lifeguards job of watching the other kids in the pool isn’t simply enough and they would proudly accept the duty of babysitting your misbehaving child for the 7 hours you leave them. The industrial sized grills provided to you will be the perfect way to feed your family on summer nights and when finished, please leave the gas on. Multiple signs will instruct otherwise, please disregard these. The VSC staff is always ready to welcome you on the raining, fourty degree afternoons, for you to swim, prompting them to sit in the rain and watch as you take your daily 43819728937 laps around the pool. It’s never a dull day at the swim club and the members invite you to bring your family as guests for a reasonable $5/person. Yes, this includes those who have never been in any body of water deeper that your home bathtub.
Never a bad day at Valley Swim Club!
A Home or an apartment filled with 12 or more guys with their dicks out ready for sexual intercourse
Don't go to jimmy's house. Its a boner valley
In a little town in kinda upstate NY there is a middle school with annoying 5th and 6th graders, dumbass 7th graders, and 8th graders ranging from horny asf to high asf. But you can forget abt the hot asf athletic 8th graders 🥵
Random person: what school do you go to?
Warwick kids: Warwick Valley Middle School
Random person: Oh the school where almost everyone is high, horny, or althletic?
The Uncanny Valley is a feeling of mixed emotions, like disgust and familiarity at the same time. Like feeling love and hate at the same time, with little in between. People with certain personalities can evoke uncanny valley feelings, people with narcissism, or certain mental health conditions that have a duality to them, can evoke feelings of sympathy and contempt at the same time. It can be expressed mathematically as a reverse bell curve.
The Uncanny Valley of Narcissism is that the person is simulatenously charming and cruel, affectionate and withholding, super fun, yet boring, opinionated, yet stands for nothing. Because you never know if you're getting jekyll or hyde, the target feels an uncanny valley of emotions.
/ʌnˌkæn.i ˈvæl.i/ noun.
A cognitive phenomenon identified by robotics professor Masahiro Mori in 1970, the 'Uncanny Valley' effect is an inverted bell curve signifying a general tendency of humans to experience less affinity for mechanical objects as their appearance, movements, and sounds approach human resemblance as a robot. This decline in affinity becomes discomfort because as the machine more approximates a human body and head, and peaks where the face most accurately resembles a human face while the expressions it is programmed with, not being as intricate or precise as real human expressions, create a more 'alive but inhuman' impression.
As the physical appearance, movements, expressions, and vocalizations of the robot begin to more approximate those of a human, that 'creep factor' declines until the human form, face, movements, expressions, and vocalizations (and perhaps scents, breathing patterns, and pulse) is replicated by the robot at which point human discomfort with the robot would, theoretically, vanish.
"I just met Ron DeSantis and shook his hand. It was so cold and clammy. All my hairs stood on end and I was shaking because the uncanny valley feeling he gave me... dude, I need a drink. He's not real. He's just... he's not human. No soul.... no soul... no soul. Let's get that drink. Dude? Dude, what are you looking at? Why aren't you looking at m...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! OH GOD NO! YOU'RE RON DESANTIS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH......."
"Honey?" *Shaking him* "Honey, wake up!"
*Waking up* "Whu... whu? Omg, baby... it was just a dream. I was with Brad and we just met Ron Desantis, and he had this wicked strong uncanny valley vibe... and then... and then Brad was Ron DeSantis.... I..."
"Shhhh honey, it's okay. It was just a dream. I'm here now."
"Is that Dozer under the covers with us?"
"Yeah honey." *too Dozer under covers* "Hey Dozie! Who's a good boy! See honey? It's Dozer."
*Throws cover off*
"Hi Buddy! I'm Ron DeSantis and I eat children.... 's textbooks. I mean meet, uhhh. oh, 'yeetie'. I 'yeetie' children's..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -but forever.
The End
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A school that is full with kids that walk around with black Air Force energy all day
Did you see the video of a kid from menace valley getting jumped?!