When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass that poo (chocolate), cum (marshmallow) and blood (jam) pour out when your done.
Bye mum, I'm off jam wagon-wheeling.
That girl is so hot, I'd like to jam wagon-wheel her.
permanently erect long nipples
Kurt: Man look at those!!!
Simon: WOW! Real wheel studs on her chest....
Samantha: was very proud of her wheel stud nipples, long enough to poke ya eye out...
Strap sexual partner to a poll fixed to a wheel. Spin the wheel causing the pole and partner to rotate. Extend out a cold metal spoon and allow the spinning partners privates to light graze the chilled spoon.
I got freeze burn from doing the Seattle Spoon Wheel
Someone who is a harbringer of death, distruction, and chaos. Schizophrenic sociopath who believes that skinwalkers are real and that they are impersonating some of his closest friends. Called Wheels because they for whatever reason can't use their legs and need to use a wheelchair.
Friend: Oi Wheels want to go to Cap C's?
Person who is dictated a "Wheels": Your not real.
A more discreet way of referencing a man's testicles.
Dal: that was a proper sort you was with last night mate. Did you get any action?
Bazza: phwoarrr mate! No sooner had we got back from the boozer than she was noshing on my chopper and playing with my wheels.