Drinking entirely to much alcohol before midnight on New Year's Eve leaving you hugging the toilet while the ball drops.
Josh: Hey Evan, have you seen Jake lately? It's three minutes until midnight and he's gonna miss the ball drop.
Evan: He's been in the bathroom for the last two hours, probably having his New Year's Heave.
A response from the perennially pwned when they decline to attend the annual guy's trip to Vegas.
The answer is always "I cant this year, but count me in for next year". The following year, this answer is regurgitated verbatim.
Mich: You going to Vegas this year?
Dork Whiner: Ummm, I cant this year. But count me in for next year!
Mich: *eye roll*
extremo cool dude. in year 12. loser. spends majority of time in kitchen with a year 13. also called lilly by fellow cool dudes.or rodney.
"im a loser year 12. stay out of my kitchen.i live in berko.it rocks.i have a new phone"
An extremely cancerous sentence posted on youtube comment sections of old videos so they can easily get likes. Usually, videos posted within the years 2005, to 2010 in 2017.
Yep, just post one simple "Who's watching in 2017" or whatever year you're in and you'll get likes in no time. About 10% of people hate this type of comment. The other 90% though, love it because it gets them likes and they don't have the skillz to become pro at making likable youtube comments.
Who's watching in 2017?
Replies:
Me.
Me.
Not me.
And someone that actually thinks this comment is cancerous, "I'm watching in 2017 too, Btw that type of comment is cancerous.
Who's watching in (Present year) basically it is just baiting to get likes.
Those people who make a new year's resolution to get in shape. they can be seen sporting new workout gear as they recently purchased a long term gym membership, of which will only get used for about 3 weeks before they quit. they are known for doing exercises incorrectly, being ass clowns, getting in your way and spend a lot of time socializing. they are typically very out of shape and are defined as physically unimpressive.
I would like to welcome the new year's resolution warriors to the gym. I appreciate you taking my normal parking spot, locker, and shower. You do look great in your new workout gloves and book to write down your three sets of bicep curls. The highlight was the 40 something couple making out between sets of incline dumbbell press. Hope you enjoy three weeks before you quit.
kids that think they are good at video games but they suck and talk a lot of shit
A chant used to make libtards cry.
Blm protesters: BLACK LIVES MATTER IF YOU DONT AGREE WE WILL STOP YOUR TRUCK!!!
50 year old conservative just tryna get home to his dog: 4 MORE YEARS!!!! (He will now proceed to plow through the dumbass white people thinking they can make a difference with his jacked up dodge Cummins.