Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.
Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.
It’s when a girl has a tight ass cunt that even an average sized penis can’t fit in
Hey dude, I went out last night, had a few drinks at the bar, met a girl named Sammy, went home with her and she had a tight ass squirrel cunt.
When there is an ugly or large girl who is after your nuts. This is the term used for people who don't watch gay shows like jersey shore.
Man this fat chicks after my nuts, i got a serious squirrel situation here.
When someone hits (tags) a guy in the nuts.
Dale just squirrel tagged me while walking down the hallway again. Freaking hate Dale.
An old fashioned term for being pregnant
"Yoooo, I heard that chick's with squirrel"
An American derogatory term for a Russian female. Can be used interchangeably with the term "homewrecker."
"Poor Joe, he seems really depressed."
"His girlfriend just left him. She was a nesting squirrel."