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Sexually challanged white British man that is attracted to a black juicy gash.
That dumb limey thinks those black chicks are top quality. He is shuch a mud shark
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The act of wraping the penis with barbed wire and then having intercoures
I'm going to impale you with my shark dick
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Hitting your local video store, browsing through the new releases but buying nothing only to note down the titles you will download when you get home. Favourite sport of pirates.
Hey I wouldn't mind watching a movie tonight.
Damn don't have much $ for it. Lets go vid sharking!
Ya then we can come back and download it!
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When your old lady’s on the rag
Me “Hey babe lets go to the beach”
Old lady “ I can’t I’m shark bait, maybe next week “.
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Someone who drinks tequila straight from the bottle or someone who hogs the tequilla
My mom stopped being a tequilla shark after going to AA meetings;
"Katy left a full bottle of margarita mix but no tequila, I guess we are going to have to use triple sec now."
"Ok, thats it, tequila sharks are no longer invited to my parties!!"
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1: A pet dog or cat that stays near or under the table, kitchen sink, and or kitchen counter while food is being prepared or eaten in the hopes that some will fall and they can eat it.
2: A very skilled gambler with an aggressive play style
That guy at corner of table four is a table shark. They have been winning the majority of the matches they have entered regardless of who they are playing.
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A little princess who is dating a low life Indian kid
she is such a butter shark she could do way better!
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