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I’d give my left nut to… — one of the larger hyperbolic lies men tell to express an acquisitive faux passion.
I don’t know any men who would actually give up their left nut for any reason! But, I and a lot of men I know have said this at least once in our lifetime — usually expressing a desire in an arena where loosing a nut would be counter productive.
Well…no one ever said hyperbole was logical.
Any why the left nut?
Is the right nut biologically more powerful; do testicles work like kidneys where one is more dominant?
Most poetic expression falls apart when subjected to even a little scrutiny.
So no — we would not REALLY give up our left nut. That’s just some hyperbolic shit to say!!!!
The expression “ I’d give my left nut to…” used in a context to illustrate its usage:
I’d give my left nut to to have sex with Sydnee Sweeny and give her brumski .
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1. A popular cheat code.
2. Part of the song "Anyone Else But You" by The Moldy Peaches.
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start. Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart.
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This is a common comment you see on Youtube videos, whereas the video only projected sounds on the left headphone. Only headphone users experience this.
This is also a confirmation that your headphones is NOT broken. Many people think it's just them, but when they scroll through the comments, they see this one particular comment and relieves them.
Example Scenario:
*plays a video*
Why is the sound only at the left ear? Is my headphones broken already?
*sees this one comment*
"My left ear enjoyed this video."
Oh, guess it's not just me.
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A symbolism for people of the aromantic community, an aromantic means someone who experience little or no romantic attraction.
She wears a white ring on left middle finger! She must be aro.
an obscure euphemism for, like, a really fucking critical moment. as in, if someone says "you'll know when" well when you have twenty minutes of oxygen left is prolly a pretty good indication of "when."
"yeah, so when i only had twenty minutes of oxygen left I figured it was pretty clutch and remembered when my future self said "youll know when" and figured it was pretty much when, so i wnt for it."
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n. You're at a traffic light trying to turn left. You can turn on green when there's no traffic, but there's always traffic at this intersection. You pull out into the middle of the intersection, wait until your light turns red, and turn when the oncoming traffic stops for the red light and before the traffic from the cross street starts going on their green light. Two or three cars turn behind you as well. Originated on West End Avenue in Nashville, Tennessee, because you'll never make a left turn off that street if you don't do a West End left turn.
If a cop sees you, he'll give you a ticket for running a red light.
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Used to refer to an eccentric person or idea. A reference to the song "MacArthur Park," one of oddest songs ever written.
John: My next door neighbor thinks little green men control the government through mind control.
Paul: Someone left the cake out in the rain.
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