Turtle Head

When a piece a shit comes very slightly out of your ass then goes back in, resembling a turtle poking its' head out of its' shell.

Bro! When that cop tased me I swear I got a little turtle head!

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head piece

A slang term, originated by modern hippies for various marijuana paraphernalia. It can be: 1.) A large bud of dank nuggets, 2.) A nicely crafted glass pipe, 3.) An amazing spirit crystal

1. Yo bro, check out this head piece.

2. Hells bro, can you hand me my head piece?

3. Check out this head piece I snagged bro, it's from a cave in Africa.

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Squat head

A korean,vietnameseor any person of orient descent who has a deformed "squat" head. Often the head is flatened on top and the person is usually mentally retarted. Squat heads tend to be violent and get pissed off at the slightest thing. Squat heads tend to travle in pairs, and they often have keepers. These keepers make sure that the squat heads do not hurt the general public. many squat heads are imported to the U.S. of A, as game keepers.

I waked past a pair of squat heads and their keeper in the lunch room. As i passed them one of the squat heads became angry and blew up her milk carton with her mind powers, showering everyone within a 12 foot radius with chocolate milk. Their keeper then proceeded to shoot a tranquillizer dart into their spines, thus subduing them, and ending the chaos. Go keepers.

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head lice

Little Bugs that live on your Scalp, They are usually White with a black dot in the middle of there body.

That girl itches her head alot, I think its head lice.

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Triangle head

A term for describing a cat. Based on the fact that a cat's head is shaped like a triangle. Hence the term, triangle head.

Man that triangle head is swamping all over these floors.

I'm sick of your triangle heads rank fish breath.

God, that broad owns a lot of triangle heads.

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Head and Shoulders

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and she manages to fit your penis and balls in her mouth.

"Dude, I went to Catey's last night and she gave me a head and shoulders!"
"She does have an abnormally large mouth."

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knuckle head

Someone who has just made a mistake or done something wrong. Often used in a joking manner between friends.

After arriving at the ski resort Pat discovered that he had forgot his skis to which his friends responded "Pat, you're a knuckle head!".

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