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Basically CBT for your tongue. Can be physical or tasteful
1. Eating a bag of sour patch kids hurts my tongue. I commited Tongue Torture (TT)
(N) ghetto-tongue is a palate with a very low bar, resulting in the purchase of low quality meats and produce.
When Heidi buys a pack of hot dogs for one lonely dollar, she clearly has a case of ghetto-tongue.
A Misshapen clitoris, due to age and/or numerous flange piercings growing out causing the genitals to appear in the shape of a dogs tongue
"Urghhh she nasty, she had a dogs tongue growing down there!"
A piece of popcorn kernel that gets stuck in your gum next to your teeth that you can't pull out but you can feel it with your tongue and flick it hoping to dislodge it.
That was great popcorn, but fuck, I can't get this tongue flicker out of my mouth.
when you and/or someone have gone down(oral) on the same girl. past or present girlfriend, stranger, fling, one night stand, f*ck buddy, or relative(not from the same family tree!!)
from the movie, No Strings Attached, the son had a girlfriend but they broke up, in the future the father started dated that same girl...the son's friends called him out on being tongue buddies for going down on the same girl
1. Inserting a grape jolly rancher into a vagina and eating/sucking it to the point your tongue turns purple. (Male version below.), Inserting a grape jolly rancher into the tip of a penis and eating/sucking it to the point your tongue turns purple.
2. You are not receiving enough oxygen and your tongue is turning a blueish/purplish colour.
**made up names**
Josh: "Last night was wild, Amaya gave me a purple jolly rancher and I gave her a Purple Tongue job!"
Trent: "What the fuck dude..!? You know I have a crush on Amaya."
When you drop a sizable dump into the toilet creating a splash back with sufficient height to be able to reach the anus. The Poseidon’s Tongue is the one drop of splashback that licks inside the anus
Dave: wow, I dropped a hefer of a dump and ended up with a Poseidon’s Tongue
Keith: that’s horrendous, you poor bastard