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Object Tools

A shitty object show created by SuperBlockBros. The show got cancelled and was rebooted by AlexAB. The reboot is actually decent.

Object Tools isn't a bad show.

by SBR Official September 10, 2022


Cock n Lock Tool for sexiness

A tool used for pure sexiness

Fuck I forgot my Cock n Lock tool for sexiness at home see you in 5.

by Spearerboy6000 June 13, 2021


Galactic Tools

Used to define a mentally unstable human, usually addicted to gay porn

"Hey, see that faggot over there?"
"Yeah, he must be a part of the Galactic Tools server."

by Bobob amogus July 13, 2021


Gold tools

The worst type of tools in the game Minecraft. Attacks and mines better, but has a short life. Choose diamond over gold.

"Hey guys! Check out my gold tools!"
*mines obsidian with gold pickaxe, breaking the pick in the process*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by Supertrain12 November 23, 2019


Smartest Tool in the Shed

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.

He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.

He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.

by Gmannetje June 27, 2022


Tommy the Tool Train

That one guy who acts like there your friend but flips out when you dont talk to them. They tipically flip out when this occurs. In that scenario it is acceptable to laugh at their dumb ass.

"Oh look guys it's Tommy the Tool Train."
"Hanging out at cedar point with the friends and ran into Tommy the Tool Train."

by soupman91 July 6, 2012


Tool Gazer

A man in a men’s room at a urinal who is checking out the guy next to him.

I tried to piss but this tool gazer wouldn’t let up.

I admit, I am a tool gazer.

by Kateazer October 29, 2023