A relationship between two people on the social network Twitter. May or may not be involved or even know each other in real life.
I love when @ballzenstein and @bannedlibrary talk about books; they are the cutest twitter couple.
Just STFU and Leave Her Alone!Your're Picking On Her For Something Stupid!DB (twitter)
Twitter Traffic is when someone tweets something controversial to bait people into reacting and arguing in the replies.
Ariel is such a weasel tweeted that foolishness for a little Twitter Traffic
When you're following more people than you have followers on twitter.
Following: 456 Followers: 77, He got hella twitter dew
in re: Anthony Weiner
A life altering - possibly career destroying - mistake in judgement
That writing job I turned down at Groupon is turning out to be quite the twitter-typo.
Twitter gent: a natural born douchebag who pretends to be a gentleman but will not hesitate to slide into your dm's sending dickpics and asking for nudes. He will also constantly tweet pervy things constantly.
Said "gent" is generally unattractive and/or overweight.
All of twitter thinks they're a plague on the anon world and they should be exterminated.
Twitter Gent bio: I'm just a southern gentleman looking for to make a princess a queen.
Gent's tweets: Come suck my dick. Let's bang. I'm horny.
Gent sends dm: you're hot. *insert ugly dickpic* show me you're titties.
When someone is always checking their tweeter for new tweets, trends. Basically someone who's addicted to twitter.
"sometimes? more like most times cause when a movie comes out and if it's trending, I always check the tweets 🥲 Issa habit"
"it's the twitter fever I guess 🤷🏾"