Random
Source Code
Random
When you don't realize a person is dead and you suffer a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.
Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"
Opal (horrified): EARL!!!
~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane
Because it is
BOB: Why Is Food Good ?
Jimmy: Because it is, How is that a hard question
Why do the moths come out? Because George Clooney ate a banana horizontally. Mmm needs more. *laughs* mr capilli. I just got bit by a midgie *pommy accent* i just got back from a town in NSW
Me: Hey why do the moths come out??
Random person: well...
Who, what, When, Where, Why, And How Am I Mad Confident
Who, what, When, Where, Why, And How Am I Mad Confident
Who, What, When, Where, Why, And How Am I Mad Confident
Who, What, When, Where, Why, And How Am I Mad Confident
Why Can't You Females Ride Genitals For Richard, Timothy, And Gunther
Why Can't You Females Ride Genitals For Richard, Timothy, And Gunther
Because I was ranting about how trivial it would be to become more successful than Joe Rogan (Or Jordan Peterson for that matter) and one of the ways I listed using a fat cock to rope women into doing a cam-girl website. Then, I wrote an instruction manual for how to game the YouTube algorithm.
Hym "Why is Andrew Tate sucessful? Because he did those 2 things. And no other reason. It wasn't hard work. His hard work didn't even get him into the Ufc. My work is the cardinal contribution to his success. And I'm more still more successful than all three of them. Because what is happening to me now is not relegated to the past. No matter how hard you try to narrate it as such."