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Ed die

When nothing but an innocent errant space splits a proper noun and turns it into a sadistic command to kill

It was just a matter of time before a simple typo, Ed die, got him arrested for ordering the death of Axel Foley, arguably the most famous cop in Beverly Hills.

by You rReal Name July 8, 2020


Play now or die.

A bullshit promotion text from Helix Jump (A mobile game) to force people to play their game

Helix Jump: Play now or die.
Me: no ._.

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 16, 2021


i wanna die

when no nut november begins and u think that ur gonna get thrugh it fine but after a week

you just whant to jump off a building

ha no nut november aint no match for me im fine
(one week later)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i cant take it anymore i wanna die

by yeetmejam February 18, 2019


I wanna die

FUUUUUUCK i just hate everyone :)

person 1: I wanna die

me: ok, just fucking do it

not really fucking kill yourself it just a fucked up joke

by reev54:) January 27, 2023


I want to die

Dont die because reasons

Person one: i want to die
Person two: ok

by I just saved you December 14, 2022


i want to die

something someone who is thinking or is on the verge of suicide. it is never good to hear these words. if you hear someone say this, please reach out to them and continue to until you’re positive that this feeling has passed. i’m not the most mentally stable person ever, i think about this word(sentence) a lot.. but it’s never good to hear this and then blow it off like they were joking. get serious for a moment even if they are joking. sometimes the truth lies behind the joke.

me: i want to die
him: i dont like hearing those words
me: i’m sorry
him: i just don’t know how to respond

by takecarelostsouls January 6, 2023


I want to die

When you don't wanna do that.

Guy A: Golf and Work are on Monday.
Guy A: I want to die.
Guy B: HAHAHA RIPPPPPPP

by December 16, 2020