Window Penis

the glory hole in a window that people want to mega fuck

Dude, look at that window penis its got the nicest ass ever

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window spic

When you look out of your window to see a Mexican tending to your garden

Gary checked his window and saw a window spic
Look at that window spic honey

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Windows 95

In the game Overwatch, when the character Baptiste uses his ultimate in the wrong situation or completely misplaces it.

Bro this Baptiste is ass, he’s windows 95ed every ultimate.

We got a gold Baptiste, get ready for some Windows 95s.

Baptiste can you switch? You’ve windows 95ed bare.

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fuck window

1. a body opening, in which, the act of fucking is accomplished
2. the time frame when fucking is appropriate or likely

I was more then positive she was going to let me smash after our date, but she shut that fuck window as soon as we got back to her place.

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Windows Mobile

Windows mobile is a language written for phones that has been widely accepted and is the Microsoft answer to the Apple iPhone. Windows Mobile is a computer based system, and is often referred to as PocketPC or Smartphone. Although, it's supposed to be a "smart" phone, this system is anything otherwise.

This phone cannot automatically handle anything but contact information and downloaded sounds, but let's you mess with the program like you know what you're doing, resulting in many phones being returned.

This phone has no free applications, and still require a high scale business in order to work like a phone. It's ringtones set for texts are not cancelled by opening the text, resulting in text ringtones needing to be less than 10 seconds. This phone, although it's supposed to be smart, still requires cell phone service and a data plan to use the internet, and still runs too slow on the net.

The only smart thing about this phone is that it may read windows media content and use them for videos and ringtones. Other than that, it sucks.

I was going to call you, but my stupid windows mobile phone wouldn't quit any of it's apps, so the battery was completely wasted by the time I remembered.

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Windows XP

xp ms way of saying were here to stay by means of compatabilty the lack thare of

xp makes me Xrtra Peed

xp is why e mecheines come with err bags

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Windows 2000

Trick to make you waste your money.

I was in Starbucks the other day. The staff were totally stoked to Windows 2000 me! FUCKERS!

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