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An unexpected an unfortunate accident after sex Santorum
Dude you left some pillow cheese at my house!
Nasty cheese shit when u don't wash an uncircumcised penis
Person 1: Yo bro can I borrow some of your hoodie cheese?
Person 2: Yea I got you homie. *grabs into pants*
When your digging and scratching at your itchy, often dirty and sweaty, bunghole and get a little bit of that stank under your fingernails.
I need to wash my finger. Peeeeeeewwww. Gratin’ cheese earlier got under my nails.
Your nails are all dirty braaaaaahhh. You been working in the yard? Naaaahh. I got some bad, itchy hemorrhoids so I was gratin’ cheese. That’s foul braaaahh.
When a guy jacks off and he doesnt clean himself up afterwards so his cum turns into hand cheese.
Don't touch that guy or else you might get his hand-cheese on you!
Food that comes out of your mouth when you sneeze after eating.
"Achoo!" <person looks down at hand> "Awww man, I got the sneeze cheese!"
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A pungent film that forms on the genitals of both men and women. Usually, after vigorous activity. Can also be attained from not bathing for extended periods.
Some attribute the origin to the middle age Dutch surname Froomuda, but there is currently little evidence to this claim.
Man, I've been running all day, and now I've got serious frohmunda cheese.
We were about to get it on, but her panties came down and all I could smell was week old frohmunda cheese.