Fat Ground Squirrels are groundhogs that at first glance someone belives to be a squirrel.
Person 1: "That's one fat squirrel."
Person 2: "That's a groundhog."
Person 1: "That makes it a Fat Ground Squirrel"
One who is prudent,shrewd,world revolved only around them and noone else. If they dont see what they like they will tell you off and take control of you. Typical bitch.
One would have lots of sex with many nuts. One would like jewlerry or cash in return for sex. One who stares at virgins and tries to seduce them. Thats squirrel queen.
man1 look a squirrel queen
squirrel queen- blinks eyes "ohhhh cuttteee"
man1 don't stare at me or my package
squirrel queen- submit to me i want you and your nuts.
man1-no i will not
squirrel queen fine i will force you to now.
man1 my virginity
squirrel queen i stole your virginity :) and i am squirrel queen collectors of nuts.
man1 whore
A prolapsed vagina that has been used up and enlarged. Instead of being able to hold nuts like a squirrel's mouth, it is now just a soft tube of meat hanging.
After Steve wrecked Brenda, she was left with squishy squirrel meat.
Two men, aggressively rubbing their nuts together.
Me: “Hey you two, what are you doing !!”
Two nude men: “we’re having a squirrel fight !”
Some random gag character in the Marvel Universe that is somehow pretty popular and incredibly powerful.
The fact that Marvel even made a character like Squirrel Girl shows how they either aren't aware that Rule 34 exists or don't care enough to think twice.
When Donald Trunk staples a Squirrel to his head for his latest hair do. Squirrel Mange comes to life
The Donald or Squirrel Man is showing off his latest Squirrel Mange hair do to all the voters