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Think of Ninja Turtles that look like zombies and are zombies. They were created when a man wanted is family killed so he created a goblin that created the zombie mutated turtles. He was offering the Goblin and ZMT and whole bunch of money to kill everyone, then they realized it would just be more fun to eat the whole family including the man. The ZMTs spawn in a cellar in the basement. Their only weakness is people with freckles or a extreme freckle fetish.
Steve: How the hell are we supposed to kill these Mutated Zombie Turtles?
Matt: We need someone that has freckles or a huge freckle fetish
Random Unknown Guy: The know just the person
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-Freckle Fetish
A drinking game where you play Left 4 Dead or Left 4 Dead 2
Rules:
1. Whenever a special infected is killed everybody drinks.
2. Whenever a tank is killed everybody finishes their beer.
3. Whoever startles the witch must finish their beer.
4. Whoever alerts the horde has to finish their beer.
5. If you get puked on you drink.
6. Whenever Louis mentions pills or Ellis mentions "his best friend Keith," you drink.
7. If you save someone from a special infected you choose someone to drink.
8. If you die you finish your beer.
9. If a jockey rides you, drink until you are freed.
10. If you assist an ally (pills, adrenline, healing) you choose to drink.
Me and my best friend Keith got destoryed playing Redneck Zombie Hunting
A team from the Old School fantasy football league. The Zombies play in the "Chip" Division. They are known for getting a beat down at the hands of the Pineapple Express.
Wow did you see the beat down the End Zone Zombies got in week 6 against the express?
I hope I dont pull a End Zone Zombies against the Express in week7.
1) Quite possibly the worst movie ever made.
2) The perfect film to watch if you want to commit suicide.
3) A film that should only be shown to terrorists to get information out of them. This method would undoubtedly get the terrorists talking in less than a minute.
Guy #1: Popstar is the worst movie I have ever seen!
Guy #2: Then you obviously haven't seen Zombies Gone Wild!
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Something that loses its credibility and/or enjoyment because of over-embellishment.
(1) He had everyone believing he was the President's brother, but the more he talked the more alien robot zombies his story got.
(2) The first book in the series had great a storyline, but now it's just alien robot zombies.
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May is Zombie Awareness Month.
Many films important to the evolution of the modern zombie are set in the month of May, from the original Night of the Living Dead, 1968, to the well received Dawn of The Dead remake of 2004.
Also, because Spring naturally brings with it a sense of renewal and hopefulness, May is the perfect month to emphasize continued vigilance in the face of the coming zombie pandemic.
Despite common misconceptions, zombies - and the threat they represent - are not connected with the late October pagan tradition of Halloween. Witches, ghouls and vampires, all Halloween staples, are otherworldly creatures of old, filled with mysticism and superstition.
Zombies, on the other hand, are biological entities, made of flesh and blood, and functioning under the same laws of science and reason as all worldly beings.
"Happy Zombie Awareness Month Shawn."
"You too lynn."
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Similar to the popular exploit of 'Sea Gulling'; Zombie Sea Gulling is the act of the female participant scooping her mensuration-al discharge into her hand from her vaginal opening, and dispersing into victims face.
Full accomplishment is only succeeded when the phrase 'Zombie Sea Gulling' is said to the unsuspecting other.
"Good morning Katie"
"Sup sistah, what you gonna eat for brea..."
"ZOMBIE SEA GULLING!"
*Splat*
"AAAAGGGHHHH WHAT THE FUCK MARY?!"
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