defo keep me in the loop

A phrase used to indicate, "Not a chance."

"George! Would you like to go see a Marvel Cinematic Universe marathon?"
"Defo keep me in the loop!"

Me and your mom

me and your mom means that someone fuck your mom in the bed and your his dad

me and your mom are in the bed tonight

It's me orange-pee

The greeting you'll receive from a deranged orange dinosaur who's interested in nothing but snaggering on others.

"It's me orange-pee, doing a little snagger - yeah, yeah, yeah!"

Don't Bring Me Down

A song.

Person 1: Hey I'm listening to Don't Bring Me Down
Person 2: Ok.

for the girl who won’t give me kisses

use when you’re giving something such as a playlist or something you put some thought into to a female who won’t really give you the time of day but you’re still gonna risk looking stupid cause she’s that cool

i made a playlist for the girl who won’t give me kisses

sneezed the life out of me

When you sneeze really hard, like you sneezed the life out of yourself

*Person Sneezes*
Person: Christ! I just sneezed the life out of me!

gen-z me bruh

something rapper Eminem said in his recent song Trouble because he thinks gen-z is trying to cancel him (millennials brainwashed him or something)

Eminem: you gonna cancel me yeah? gen-z me bruh?

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