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Woodstock High School

This is the updated one for 2023. Just no, it’s a lost cause, whatever that cause might’ve been in the first place. Jam-packed with pedophiles, (referring to teachers AND students) rednecks, whitewashed, and sex offenders. {60% rednecks, another 30% whitewashed, 10% decent} None of the freshmen have matured halfway into the school year, which is a sign of lovely things for the school’s future. As for now, from the countless pedophiles to the popular kids having sex to various forms of sexual harassment from the rednecks, it’s already a fucking STD. Bloodstains, cockroaches, spiders, ants, and the newest ones still coming in, rats, can be found in any corner of the school. There was even a heart drawn out of blood on the tampon box in the girl’s roach bathroom’s big stall. All the administration really cares about is that you make them money, you don’t vape, and you come to the hell hole every day. I’m a freshman and only see it getting worse every year. Sophomore year: The school will have a new full-on rat infestation. Junior year: All current aspects progressively get worse. Senior year: The last mature people leave and the school’s fate is sealed. It’s basically Freedom Middle School with more whitewashed, less cleaning, and lots of pedophiles.

What high school are you going to?

Woodstock High School.
Good luck.

by Zika Virus 🦠 December 27, 2022


High dive off the short bus

The act of getting excessively wasted. Generally associated with psychedelics.

How was your weekend? Great until I took the high dive off the short bus.

by Literally any available handle August 22, 2020


Credo High School

Dont go here. Please of the love god stay away from this crazy shaped ahhh school. Run while you still can.

Boy 1: Did you hear about the chess club at credo high school?
boy 2: No

by Bill bob jankins from sebastop September 27, 2022


Set the high

To obtain a boner/erection.

Set the high for me brad!

by God229392848 November 22, 2017


stafford senior high school

basically the trash can where all of the gays, red necks from Frednecksbrug, the ghetto wannabes, thots, and those who think they all that cuz they have Jordan's or wear boots and khakis...

Pretty sure half the staff get dicked down by freshmen. Why else are they always staying after school?

The AP watch porn in their office and give kids ISS for having heir phones out

The 3 flights of statues and the long ass walk to the parking lot don't help either. No one all the fat ass kids always the ones last to class and look like they had a heart attack when they sit down.

The cheerleaders and the rest of the thots always dressing like sluts and and playing games

So if you like white trash, whore teachers, and unloyal thots? Come to stafford. At least the sports, drama, and band are good

Chris: Where u go to school?

David: stafford senior high school

Chris: oof. That shit hole

by ThotPatrol669 April 16, 2019


buy high

A spending spree.

I was on a buy high all day at the store!

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019


The highest level of high

Tarek Ali Campbell is Anaya Ivy Evelyn Rodrick's number one fan and supporter.

There cannot be anyone or anything higher because he is the highest level of high.

by altruistic_ December 15, 2018