hope me dee die

I declare

I hope me Dee die , it’s cold outside

lecture me

It's when someone gives you a talk in order to teach you a particular topic

Also, when someone gives you a talk to advise you

Person 1: I don't know, smoking is the best way to calm down stress
Person 2: Did you know smoking do bad to your lungs...?
Person 1: Oh don't lecture me, you smoked like 5 years in a row

you used to call me on your cell phone

Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the city, you
Got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Cause ever since I left the city, you
Started wearing less and goin' out more
Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor
Hangin' with some girls I've never seen before

Guy 1: bro
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: You used to call me on your cell phone, right?
Gyt 2: yeah.

vasect-me-off

Getting a vasectomy and finding out you got the bitch pregnant anyway

My dad tried to vasect-me-off but survived the slaughter

you’re pulling me

Short for “you’re pulling my leg,” meaning that you think someone is joking with or lying to you.

Friend: *tells outlandish story*

You: you’re pulling me!

give me the money

its totally for charity

give me the money now

No?

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Pick me boy

A boy who will try to get you to feel bad for him by saying false things like. "oh I'm so stupid". "oh I'm never going to do anything in life". and if you say don't say that about yourself they say but it's true

Stop being such a pick me boy no one feels bad for you