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when you want irish singer song writer niall horan to fuck you
erin: i want niall horan to shamrock shake me
A lie. Just be honest and say "I'm not attracted to you" like dayum. The whole "It's not me, it's you" bullshit is so overused and I've heard it all before, so if I get in a relationship with anyone and they say that as to why they broke up with me, don't fucking bother. It's an insult to my intelligence and I know that's not the reason. Have some fucking integrity ffs.
"It's not you, it's me" Is total bull crap.
When a person asking for said sprite is sexually aroused.
Stewbert, pass me a sprite because I’m feeling romantical.
The need of wanting a sexy light skin girl with a great body to come pleasure you.
Rob: Yo, check out that fine ass brownskin over there.
Chester: Hell nah “Dericha me please”
Yarr well y'be swigglin an swagglin and then all of a sudden...!!
Yarr swiggle me balls ya fuckin fruit loop
A phrase said by someone who sees an attractive man on the internet and is so down bad for him that they instantly want to see him naked.
Friend: dude look at how hot this guy is!
Me: damn, you're right!
Friend: Google, show me this guy's balls ☝️
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<.7.9.7.6.>Call Me Walter Bruce Willies Through Pamela Isley<.7.9.76.>