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An oddly hard banana. Really hard. The longer they are the harder they are. From personal experience.
"It's just a really stiff banana!"
Words you didn't expect the president to say
I did not have sexual Bananas with that woman
Commonly used in the river industry, the Banana Towboat consists of penetrating a woman that you hate from behind, giving her a cream pie, shoving a banana in her ass and throwing her off of a barge.
"Man, that chick is really hot, but she's such a bitch."
"Yah, I'd like to give her a Banana Towboat."
A speedo, undergarments that hold your meat pole in a sling
"Dude, did you see that fat old bastard at the pool wearing a banana hammock?
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When your girlfriend gives you a hand job lubricated by her tears.
I gave my girl a ring. She started crying then gave me a Sad Banana.
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In a sexual context : it involves inserting a (pealed) banana into a girls rectum prior to engaging in anal sex. Afterwards, a bowl is used to catch the result, a lukewarm mixture of jiz, mushed banana and excrement.
Doing a Banana split is quite popular in latin-american countries. A friend of mine did one in Cuba the other day.
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