slime ball

A person, usually male, that treats one like dirt.

My ex is such a slime ball for cheating on me.

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kick in the balls

When a person (usually a woman, but men can too) strikes a male's testicles with their foot, resulting in the kickee being immobilized by pain and possibly sterilizing or emmasculating him.

Wendy was tired of his cheating so she gave him a devastating kick in the balls

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shitty balls

Exclamation in a state of hurried dissapointment or frustration with a given situation.

"Thats no moon, thats a space station."-Obi Wan "shitty balls"-Solo

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slow as balls

Very slow. Refers to the snail's pace at which the testicles are retracted upward into the groin area when exposed to cool temperatures.

Dangit, this data connection is slow as balls! I wish my iPhone was on Verizon...

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four balls

Slang with engineers and drafters for a number with four zeros in a row which is typically found in a top level assmembly drawing. Originated with the aerospace industry back in the 50s. In nerdspeak it has morphed into meaning anything that describes the big picture or the master plan.

"Bob, have you finished the four balls for the flux capacitor installation yet? The PHB is down my throat and threatening to take my stapler if it isn't done by this weekend."

"Dude, what's the four ball on backpacking to the hotsprings this weekend? Your sister coming?"

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Dick and Balls

A popular online saying usually asking people if they like them and if there is a response that is other then Yes, then whoever said no is made fun of for weeks

Hey Kayla do you like dick and balls

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Ball Balloon

When the scrotum is stretched over the anal opening, and then a fart is expelled into the stretched scrotum, thus creating a balloon like effect projected by the scrotum, as it fills with warm fart gas.

Dude, I almost got ball ballooned, but it was too cold out, so it didn't work.

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