the e-mail

How old people refer to e-mail. Similar to internets.

young employee: Did you hear what happened at headquarters today?
old boss: No, should I check the e-mail?

e cleanser

Somebody who corrects someone else, and they're a complete asshole/sarcastic about it.

Guy 1: i li3k pie

e cleanser: Guy 1, I believe that the correct grammer and usage of that sentence is "I like pie". Correct spelling is always of the utmost importance when on the Internet.

Guy 1: Stfu e cleanser

Duh E

Used in aggregation or when upset/angry; to express your disappointment

Yo, Gabe, what duh e was that?!

E-Mental

Someone who is totally ate up with the environmentalist movement

That Al Gore is like totally E-Mental.

Puss e

A slang term for Pussy. Used as a compliment instead of an insult.

"You are such a Puss e."

e-Rag

Online tabloid magazine, paper or other electronic news source.

Ryan: Where’s Josh? Tried to text him.
Michael: He’s probably on the e-Rag again. He’ll surface sooner or later.

e-dump

To break up with your significant other via email rather than have the courage to do it face to face.

Yeah I'll email her right now with the e-dump.