e-tree

Every tweet, email, text, or similar electronic method of communitcating kills a virtual tree or otherwise known as an "e-tree"

Long ago people use to talk on a phone or sometimes even in person where emotion and sarcasm are more easily detected. These new age versions of communication often poorly sum up emotion and jokes in phrases like "lol" and ":)p"

You have a choice so get off your iphone and computer and call your friend

i hate reading email...save an e-tree and call me

E-doink

i -doink :noun: The mix between a Juul and a blunt.

A term also used if you don't want to identify the thing you are talking about.

"Aye, bro let me rip your e-doink"
"bro this e-doink has 70% THC in it"
"I wish I could rip my e-doink right now"

e-harem

An internet harem.

Steve: Wow, Tiffany has such a huge e-harem
Brad: Yeah, it's just weird that they're all Canadian.

E-Dizzle

A notorious gangsta rapper. The 2nd part of a rap group also containing the notorious gangsta rapper C-Dub.

Damn, I wish I was E-Dizzle.
E-Dizzle is hot.

E-Bukkake

A practice that involves a group of men ejaculating on one person, usually a woman, via explicitly sexual opening messages on online dating and social media sites.

Jennifer could not believe the torrent of e-bukkake awaiting her in her OkCupid inbox after work yesterday.

Duh E

Used in aggregation or when upset/angry; to express your disappointment

Yo, Gabe, what duh e was that?!

E-Mental

Someone who is totally ate up with the environmentalist movement

That Al Gore is like totally E-Mental.