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A band with almost no actual talent whatsoever primarily popular among teenagers in highschool.
Some of their hit songs include: "Don't Trust Me", a song where the lead singer, Lykke Li, says he is a vegetarian, "Starstrukk", a song which demonstrates the band's lack of spelling, and "I'm Not Your Boyfriend, Baby", where the singer repeatedly wants the listener to "Kill the lights".
Overall, they're just fags who everybody will hopefully get over about in the future.
Boy 1: Hey, I'm listening to this new album by 3OH!3. Want to listen to it with me?
Boy 2: What? Who are they?
Boy 1: Don't you remember? Popular in ~2009?
Boy 2: No, faggot.
Boy 1: But I remember that you had all those shir-
Boy 2: Shut up. We're not discussing this further.
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a dean a super ko0l person. who willl make ya laugh, he is fuckin funnny, and i love himmmm and so does everybody else a dean is so lovin and funny and koo0l.wen u meet a dean be his friend, he is awsome!!!!!!
hi dean <3 wats uppppp u are super ko0l and hilarioussss
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May 3rd is national rainblow day
Take every color of the rainbow and put it on ur lips and suck the shit outta his dick he’ll love it
Ex: Mary put every color of the rainbow on her lips and sucked the soul outta Bob’s sperm machine
May 3rd is the best day created
RAINBLOW IS LIFE🌈🍆👌🏻👉🏻
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A gift probably from heaven, programmed by god himself. Though Playstation 3 fag boys...sorry, "fanboys" may say it sucks, they are just disappointed that their console will not be able to handle it. With all it's cool features, halo 3 will make gaming history. On Sept 25th the earth itself will shake from the awesomeness of halo.
I look forward to laughing at the PS3 fans on that day.
Gamer: "Man, can't wait for Halo 3!"
PS3 Fanboy: "Stop overrating it!!!" *sulks in corner*
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Gamer1:"Halo 3's out soon!"
Gamer2: "I know!" *Head explodes in excitement*
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Gamer1:"They canceled Halo 3."
Gamer2: *commits suicide*
Gamer1: "Wait, it was a joke."
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PS3 Fanboy:"Halo 3 is teh Suckzorz!"
Xbox Fanboy:"OMG STFU!"
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Farting on lay down position (Taiwan Otaku's Common Word)
Commonly, in Messenger program, all taiwan guy is use Orz=3 to prove their farted just now.
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Film made in 1993, directed by David Fincher. This is the third installment of the Alien series. This film takes place on Fiorna 'Fury' 161, a correctional facility, home to many convicted felons. Ripley, Cpl. Dwayne Hicks, Newt, and Bishop crash land on Fury in an EEV. Ripley is the only survivor, the others all did not survive the crash. Ripley's ship brought along a lone egg, which when hatched, attached to one of the inmates dogs. When the alien had burst out of the dog, it began its massacre. Ripley had to rally the inmates to help her stop the alien. Ripley then finds out she has a queen alien inside of her. With no weapons in the facility, the inmates are forced to use their leadworks as the only means of stopping the alien. After the alien was finally stoped only Ripley and a couple on inmates were left alive. Then the company along with a few representatives came to Fury, in hopes of taking the xenomorph back with them, for study. Ripley knows the consciquences of this, and she throws herself into a reactor, killing her along with the alien queen.
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1. a common phrase used in I.M. and text. it signifies the high level of how desperate/emotionally dependent a person is. it shows that they "love" them and that they really need to make out.
2. a signature added at the end of any message used in text sex. it is generally used to show that the two people were not having text sex but "making love" over texting instead.
1. abe2lincoln2lover2 : ur so awesome <3kiss<3 i cant live w/out u <3kiss<3
sportsrcool : duh do u want 2 come over
abe2lincoln2lover2 : YES <3kiss<3 !!!!!!! what lipgloss shuld i wear?
2. melissa - OMG me and mike were totalllllly having text sex last night!!!
janie - no you werent!! (grabs melissa's phone) you were making love while texting... see all the <3kiss<3 he added!
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