i chu

Another way of saying baby/babe

He's my i chu.

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Oop and i

The term when you hate VSCO girls so much that after they say and i oop you want them to die a slow painful death so you say oop and i (oop and die)

VSCO girl: and i oop
You while you’re choking them to death: OOP AND I

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i mean

Meaningless American use of the English language. Often reflective of a complete lack of content in what they are saying - people of average intellect, articulation and education will simply pause and think about what they are saying. Probably due to American television with programs such as “Clueless”, “Legally Blonde” and “the OC”, which depict successful people as not requiring any form of intelligence or decent command of the English language. In real life, these people look stupid, act stupid, and everyone thinks they are stupid. Typically, they fail intelligence tests.

“He was like…I mean…like….like…I mean…totally….like…totally…couldn’t even speak american properly…like…I mean…”


“I mean…like…one day…like…I will be the most successful…like…lawyer or teacher…like…I mean….just like in that movie…like…I better buy some pink clothes...i mean”

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I mean it

Statement, used to insist on whatever said before by the same person. That it wasn't a joke or unimportant, but that it was exactly what it meant, and it's essential.

-Now, please don't ever bring up that around my parents.
-Yeah, like they would even care.
-Hey, i mean it!

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i be chillin

A term first used by King Chazz Banks to answer a question or statement that is unanswerable

Alena: “Aye John, what’s up with you and Angela?”

John: “ I be Chillin”

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i-hype

Refers to the blatant gimmick used by computer and telecommunications corporations of presenting their product as being cutting edge and cool by adding an "i" to the start of the product name. The excuse given usually being that the product is "internet capable" even though many other similar products of have been "internet capable" for years without their manufacturers believing it necessary to emphasize the fact by putting on an "i" on the beginning of the name.

Hey, man, are you gonna buy one of them new iphones?

What's the 'I' for?

It's 'I' like in Internet.

Um, so? Cellphones with internet links have been around in Japan and South Korea for at least 4 years before that thing came out. I-this, I-that. Wtf? More damn i-hype!

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'I' poo

A large amount of time spent in the work place karzie on one's ' I Phone '
To:

1) either looking up grumble.

2) send the odd 20 or so text messages to a friend.

3) find art masterpieces and then transfer them to the walls of the porcelain throne in great detail.

4) or just to generaly waste time away from the evil eyes of the boss.

Geezer 1, 'whats dave doing in the thunder box' ?

Geezer 2, 'He's pushing out a big 'I' poo till nock off time'

karzie grumble porcelain throne I phone 'I' poo

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