The negative sixty-nine position is where two partners eat eachother’s ass simultaneously. This move is one only the most flexible can accomplish, but it could be done.
“Candy and I -69’d yesterday, Dude, you have to get a stripper!”
this may be the most awkward number ever due to how inappropriate it is
you might not understand but its a type of sex position where the women s*cks the p***s and the boy s*cks the vagina
my mother and dad are having the 69 tonight
Me.
Me: did you know that my name (without my surname) adds up to 69?
Friend: ...
69 is an elderly polite religious black couple
69 is an elderly religious black couple, one of whom is retired and has been unfailingly polite to us
A number which is used by 12 year olds that think the number is funny
In Class-
Oh hey Timmy, want to hear something funny?
Oh heck yeah!
69
hehehehehehehehehahaahahahahahauhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh... 69