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When a male ejaculates on the desk of co worker in order to setup a scene for a photographic hobby.
Hey Ian, can you create some desk cum and send me a photo?
The ejaculate of a penis stuck in the ball fro of a man
Anthony came, but was distracted letting all his semen drizzle down to his ball fro, forming a cum nest.
The act of bursting into uncontrollable giggles/laughter moments after you orgasm.
He had a serious case of the Cum Giggles because he burst out laughing as soon as he orgasmed.
A game in which two men drown a hamster in their cum, then stick the hamster up one another's anus. Whoever can engulf the entire hamster first wins. The loser is left with a case of blue balls.
Bro 1: Yo, down for some Cum Rodent?
Bro 2: Sure, but let's make it quick
A phrase to refer to an incident where someone has faked an orgasm, similarly to how "crocodile tears" refer to someone faking sadness.
I thought my boyfriend had the orgasm of his life last night, but it turns out it was just crocodile cum.
A cum rag is a rag people ejaculate on
Michael ejaculated on his cum rag
Someone who will be there for u to cum in even in the darkest times