May 18

May 18
Get nudes day, who ever has their birthday on this day, will receive your nudes

Girl: “hey your birthday’s today?”

Guy: “yeah, it’s may 18”

Girl:*send nudes*

Guy: “thanks”

may 18

national dick pic day

omg its may 18, national dick pic day, send ur girl a dick pic

May 18

RUB HEAD DAY

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Rub a bald person's head and tell them how smooth it is 🤤🌪️

Person 1: hey that man a bald mf
Person 2: I'm gonna caress that head
Person 3: it's may 18 cuh, rub that head
Bald Man: ye
Person 2: smooth as hell

May 18

The Doons birthday

May 18 is The doons birthday

May 18

The day when slags are born

"bro shes a slag"
"yeah i know she was born on may 18"

May 18

North American show your bush day! Whether you got a landing strip, dense forest or your bald as the lord made you send it.

Heeyyyy girl it’s May 18 show me what you got…

Tank 18

The tank that two male boilermakers were caught giving each other the hot-beef injection behind at a refinery in Chemical Valley.

Tank 18 is frequented by many electricians also.

Hey Mike, meet me at Tank 18. I can’t wait til shower time. It has to be now.