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It's the day my friend got friendzoned
I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO
when you're addicted to swatting & calling in bomb threats to large areas and or companies
man I can't stop swatting I just can't, might have been diagnosed with goon-19
let's call in a bomb threat to the white house man, i'm infected with goon-19
He is the man, the devil himself, the person everyone was to scared to mention. Because if you do, lets just say person 19 knows a lot of people in a lot of places.
Person 1: "Yo person 14, you got me my leaf?"
Person 14: "Yeah jit I got you your fit bro, here ya go."
Person 1: "Where you get this shit anyways?"
Person 14: "I get them from that dude over there, I dont think he willin to sell to you though."
Person 1 : "Who is he?"
Person 14: "Person 19."
Person 1: Yo Person 19 can I some of dat weed?"
Person 19: "S̴͉̕ȧ̶͙y̵͚͝ ̜̎o ̤̂n ̥̊e̴̪͊ ̴͕̈́m ̜̐o̶̟̎r̵̦̒e ̫͠ ̶͚̑w ̧̈́ỏ̴̟ṙ̵͍d̵̪̈́ ͔͛a ̜̽ñ̵͜d̵͔͠ ̙͐y̴̗͝o̵̹͝ü̵͚r ̞̇ ̵̙̍ḇ̴̽l ̘͛o̵̱͗ȯ̵̯d̴̻̏l̴͇͌i ̜́n ͖͘é̴̠ ̵̤̅e̶̦͊n̶͚̅d̶̻͘ṣ̵͝ ̶͖̌h̵͍̚ë̵̫́r̵̲̋e ̰̊.̶̡̑"
Person 1: Holy shit!
Person 14: Yeah I know.
Them:we should do it on February 9
Me:….. so we can have a bby on November 19th
National annoy a person that is named Joey day!
It’s November 19th let’s annoy him
Ask a Zoe out day even if you don’t like her
Oh crap it November 19
November 19 is Hoochie Mama Day. A day where all hoochie mamas hangout. They usually go to music festivals or just sit and do nothing on this day.
“Want to hangout today?”
“Sorry I can’t it’s November 19. I got to kick it with my hoochie mamas.”