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The day you can kiss your best friend and they’ll fall in love with you 😱😱😱😱
PersonA: Yo can I kiss you rn?????
PersonB: But I’m your best friend wtf….
PersonA: But it’s September 24!!!!
National slap your bestfriend day
is where your bestfriend has to let you slap them September 24
People born on this day are the Cutest most nicest person you’ll meet they have a big dick give them a hug and see if they hug you back
How to get a lot of people on September 24 and thank them for being cute and having a big dick.
Happy birthday to all those people that I know and don’t know 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎂🎂🎂🎂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊
September 24 is when you celebrate birthdays?
Give your crush a hug day!
It’s your day you don’t want him/her/them to know just give them a hug.
Oh look it’s september 24th! Want a hug??
ID LITERALLY SLAP A KYLY RIGHT NOW AND SHE CAN KISS HER BF BOOTY
when September 24 is the day you slap a hoe
The measurements of the perfect female form. Of course this is only from the perspective of the body. If said female specimin has the boat race Face of Lena Dunham or Amy Schumer, all bets are off.
There are some things even the most perfect body cannot save from becoming a dumpster fire.
If you find a 36c-24-36 who is demure but sexy, wants to be a stay at home mother who home-schools your children, looks 10/10 with flour on her face whilst making your favorite cake after you've had a hard day at work, and says modern feminism is ridiculous, do everything you can to keep her for life. These creatures of feminine perfection are sadly on the decline. In fact one could say they are on the endangered species life!
Jim: I just found a 36c-24-36 in the library and she was reading a book on baking perfect desserts. She had the face of an angel and she wasn't dressed like a slut with more cleavage on show than a pornhub teen.
Dave: Are you sure you're not dreaming? Those things are more rare than Unicorns or Dodo's