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packing a lip of awesome grizzly wintergreen, mint, straight, or natural tobacco.
I packed huge grizzly bears when playing mario cart.
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To get some head. A blowjob. Your cock sucked. The phrase (created by the band MTB) is in reference to the old TV show B.J. and the Bear.
Broski- Hey man what's goin down tonight?
Me- Stayin' in. Gonna hit the bong, drink a sixer and get a lil minus the bear action from my girl...
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A man with no friends and labelled as a weirdo. Often bullied by they're nieces
Oh uncle Dave, your such a square bear.....
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A share bear is someone who will relay things you have said onto other people. These "other people" could be the person you were talking about, an uninterested, or other gossip queens. Share bears parade around like they care, insinuating a care bear front, but they are truly interested in acting condescending by pretending they know everything.
they will not tell you that they shared your secret, but you will find out. It is impossible to tell these people anything in confidence because they will twist your information and relay it onto whoever gives a shit. share bears ruin friendships.
Person A: I totally asked Justin about that movie and he replied with the synopsis. He's so dense, all I wanted was him to come watch it with me...
Person B: AHAHAH he is so clueless
Person B: Yo justin, you are a dumb shit
Justin: what the hell? How did you find out?
Justin: I'm sorry I'm such an idiot
Person A: Fucking Person B is such a share bear
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A Smorchy Bear is a large but doisle creature that is astoundingly rare. Not much is nown about the reproductive habits of the Smorchy Bear but more is being learnt as the scientific community accels. The Smorchy Bear is said to enjoy the company of small children. One witness of the Smorchy Bear observed it performing a strange ritual with its hand whilst its back was turned. This is said by some to be the Smorchy Bear practising for mating so that the beast can be the best it can be when it does finally encounter a mate.
Prince Jeffery Alexander observed the offspring of a Smorchy Bear whilst out on his morning stroll. He relayed his encouted to his chum Sir Walter Adams. Sir Walter told Prince Jeffery of the rare nature and the unknown reproductive habits of the Smorchy Bear and he was positively astounded.
"I had no idea of the rarity of the creature I just saw. I appreciate your knowledge on the subject" said a wide eyed Prince Jeffery. After their deep conversaton they enjoyed a game of badminton which Sir Walter narrowly defeated the Prince. They then sat down and had a meal of beef and enjoyed themselves immensly
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Soft to the poke, pudgy. If this individual wore a yellow shirt they would closely resemble pooh-bear.
*May have difficulty touching their shoulders or toes. Known to do up-down exercises.
He wore a yellow shirt today and I swear, he looked just like pooh bear!
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A fat hairy black man that I have sex with daily.
I have chocolate stuffed down my throat on a regular basis.
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