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Called the "chameleon of his generation", he's basically one of the bloodiest best actors alive today. he can play an emaciated insomniac or a psychotic yuppie, and can even pull off wearing a bat suit. he can also pull off any accent in the english language. did i mention he is incredibly gorgeous? when he's not starving himself for his movies, that is.
Except on the internet, he's drastically underrrated and underexposed. Has major roles in Empire of the Sun, Batman Begins, American Psycho, the Prestige, Rescue Dawn, I'm Not There.
Christian Bale is not just way more orgasmic than Leo Dicaprio, he's also a much better actor. Not to mention he doesn't look like a little girl, despite being over 30.
If the world was fair, Christian Bale would have been nominated ten times for an Oscar by now.
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1. an oxymoron
2. a diversion genre of music to distract young, restless, and confused Christians from their real religion.
"Forget my priest, I'm going to find God through Skillet."
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Do you know about Christian Shit?
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To say things you are certain are false, but you know you can get away with it.
Rudy was saying the election was rigged, but he was just talking christian. Donald said he was working late, but Marla knew he was just talking christian.
A college where 90% of created madden characters come from
My madden team is an Abilene Christian dream team
A follower of the Christian Faith or a Christian-related faith who only attends church in a time of crisis. This is moderately similar to a Holiday Christian though the attendance of a Holiday Christian is more predictable. Crisis Christians may attend church for consecutive weeks (or even days) in their time of need and not give it a second thought once their prayers have been answered.
Person 1: "My husband lost is job. We went to church every week and prayed for a miracle. Now he has a fantastic job and we don't need to go to church anymore!"
Person 2: Well you're quite the Crisis Christian, aren't you?
A guy who want to be a balut vendor someday. He is a man of balutness and balutnity. Someday he will be a successful balutman.
pabili nga po ng balut, kuya kevin Christian.